Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Oops! MSNBC Reverses Plan to Break His Penis
33	33 Vote	Biden Was Looking at You
15	15 Vote	"Army of the Corn" Is Up Trump's Butt
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
4	4 Vote	Sometimes, You Gotta Dance Like No F*#@ing Other
5	5 Vote	Trump Is "An Oasis of Calm" and Reveals He Now Identifies as Non-Binary Korean
2	2 Vote	Mum Transforms Her Daughter's Tiny Box Room Into a Crocodile-Infested Lagoon
18	18 Vote	At Least 840 Dead in Sorority Parking Lot
16	16 Vote	Pelosi Urges Dems to Unite Ahead of Royal Rumble
4	4 Vote	I Left My Phone at Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Meow = Feed Me Now GRAMPS
2	2 Vote	Good Samaritan Stops Robbery at Bank of All Things
4	4 Vote	Convicted Kidnapper, Torturer Talks About Being Biden's Running Mate
37	37 Vote	You've Been Thinking About the Wiggles
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
38	38 Vote	Cop Ruled Justified Despite Video of Him Shooting Innocent Child While Killing a Man Holding a Plastic Bottle
70	70 Vote	Everything Is Going to Get Shark-Infested
13	13 Vote	Fabio's Always a Bridesmaid
58	58 Vote	You Asked for $22.2 Billion in Loans Since 9 a.m
20	20 Vote	Service Dogs in Wheelchairs Gleefully Run Around the World With Vaccines
48	48 Vote	Royals Continue to Throw Up White Power Symbols
57	57 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Hang Out With Their Insufferable Grandmother
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
47	47 Vote	PETA Petitions to Bring Back the Woolly Mammoth
88	88 Vote	President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream 1	1
261	261 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
88	88 Vote	89,000 Lbs of Ham Recalled After Four Years on Market
55	55 Vote	Weak and Predictable Emmy Awards Fails to Solve Real-World Problems
146	146 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
26	26 Vote	Arizona Republicans Are Just Disappointing
57	57 Vote	Walmart to Give Fish Their Freedom
53	53 Vote	Hayden Christensen Will Play Carmen Sandiego in Netflix's Tiger King ?
122	122 Vote	President Trump to Meet With Trump to Pardon Him
57	57 Vote	Opossum Killed by a Multinational Task Force
112	112 Vote	Elon Musk Dies in Kent County Boating Incident
29	29 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Gives His Huge Bed to Tiny Kitten (Video)
111	111 Vote	Lawmakers Continue to Kill

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