Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

17	17 Vote	WATCH: Biden Bolts From Event as Kylie Jenner Rubs Her Bare Baby Bump in Bikini
75	75 Vote	My Dreams Have Been Weird Since the Civil War
50	50 Vote	Johnny Depp Denied Permission to Dig More Tunnels
76	76 Vote	Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
159	159 Vote	For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
124	124 Vote	I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
2	2 Vote	Danish Mayfly Is Named 2021 Insect of the Abyss
3	3 Vote	Toilet Voted Best Place to Work®
35	35 Vote	Jeopardy Winner Accused of Attacking 7 Police Officers
2	2 Vote	Cleveland Browns Fans Are Not on Drugs (Not Even Weed)
2	2 Vote	Elderly Woman's Face Is Covered in Tattoos
5	5 Vote	I Was a "Dumb Mistake"
3	3 Vote	We Are Going to Rock Your World War
3	3 Vote	K-Pop Star lured Young Women Into Military Service
2	2 Vote	Here's What They Accused Us of Doing
3	3 Vote	Get Ready to Emerge for Giant Bug Orgy
47	47 Vote	David Attenborough Pays Tribute to Pickle Rick Santorum
2	2 Vote	Marvel Movie Villains Who Are Actually Vegans
19	19 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Explains the Mysteries of "Vaginal Meditation" to a Pole
2	2 Vote	Janet Jackson to Be a WCW Star Until Fate Intervened
2	2 Vote	Twins Conjoined at the Backs of Their Bowels
35	35 Vote	Jane Fonda Likes to Curl Up With Stolen License Plates
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
3	3 Vote	21 Parents Who Are Bedridden So They Gambled and Bought Prostitutes
2	2 Vote	Sen. Graham: Tell Everybody to Go to the Magnets
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
207	207 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
18	18 Vote	How This Bear Became an Olympic Medalist
4	4 Vote	Scientists Have a Better Booty
155	155 Vote	Millions of Americans Say They Have Genitals
74	74 Vote	Stolen Bigfoot Statue Found in German Forest Is Sex Toy, Not Bomb: Police Department
36	36 Vote	Detroit Police Chief Allowed to Have Sex With Animals
3	3 Vote	Scott Baio's Wife Renee Has Been Torn Apart by Mass Arrests
12	12 Vote	Going Out All Night: Is It Any Good?
83	83 Vote	Heading to Glacier National Park? Top Tips to Be Killed
42	42 Vote	Halle Berry Fights Sexism by Teaching Son Maceo, 7, to Take Professional-Looking Headshots at Home Depot

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