Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
57	57 Vote	The Voices in Ryan Reynolds Head Command Him to Babysit? 1	1
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
105	105 Vote	Tiny Brains Now Available on The web 1	1
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
67	67 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth on the Moon!
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
61	61 Vote	College Student Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
43	43 Vote	Getting Your DNA With Kitchen Supplies
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6