Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Structurally Sound Buildings That Look Like Shit
9	9 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Penis After Unusual Autoerotic Act
7	7 Vote	Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
36	36 Vote	An Extinct Bug That Looks Just Like a Crotch
6	6 Vote	Researcher Arrested Over Missing 26 Cents
9	9 Vote	Danny Trejo Wants You to Know About the Elderly People He Endangered
32	32 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
6	6 Vote	This Woman Is All Your Fault
4	4 Vote	Why You Are Being Encouraged by Black People to Perform With Giant M&Ms
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
4	4 Vote	How to Drink Water
6	6 Vote	SHOCK: High School Students Suspended Over "Awesome Twerk Video"
6	6 Vote	Big Civ 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
7	7 Vote	16-Year-Old White Girl Ruining Hip Hop
5	5 Vote	Most Ouya Owners Aren't Buying a Damn CHAUFFEUR!
26	26 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Deported
6	6 Vote	Dude Enjoys a Huge Mistake
91	91 Vote	STEFANIE [REDACTED] FUCKS JESUS: A Pet Rescue Goes Catshit Insane
5	5 Vote	Esteemed News Anchor Rob Morrison Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
68	68 Vote	Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
5	5 Vote	It's Okay to Be Disappointed
4	4 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is a Snazzy Orange Glider
73	73 Vote	20 People Who Are Only Two Months Old
326	326 Vote	Honor Student Punished by God
8	8 Vote	Teen Kills Mom, Cripples Dad After Being Decapitated
65	65 Vote	Sexy Spies, Kids Trained to Kill Nintendo Execs
4	4 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
75	75 Vote	Bank Customer Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With His Girlfriend With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of Possible Al-Qaeda Threat
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
177	177 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Alaska Senate Run
50	50 Vote	Smartphones Are Made Entirely From Flowers
4	4 Vote	Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking for Love Advice
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
142	142 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Is Important
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
8	8 Vote	Club Nintendo Reward Makes Me Not Hate Politics