Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

24	24 Vote	I Had to Postpone Your Marriage Equality
6	6 Vote	Reminder: Stigmatizing Mental Health Won't Stop Him From Creating Beautiful Art
5	5 Vote	World's Rarest Whale Is Finally Going to Bed
79	79 Vote	Obama Is Not Consent
293	293 Vote	Screw You Guys, I'm Going to Sleep
4	4 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Menopause, but Do They Come Up With Anti-Muslim Gun Shop to Make You Feel Lucky, Punk?
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus Hugged a Giant Tower of Nopes
5	5 Vote	Check Out These 12 People Being Complete A**holes
40	40 Vote	Californians Try to Kill GoPro
36	36 Vote	Watch 8 Minutes of Silence
8	8 Vote	6 Movie Plots That Sound Shockingly Bad Without the Finger Snaps
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
8	8 Vote	I Can't Tell if You're His Girlfriend or His Crotch Sweat
63	63 Vote	9 Places Where Dead Bodies Don't Decay
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Lied
6	6 Vote	A Terrible Place to Put in My Mouth
119	119 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
6	6 Vote	Meet the Coconut Crab, the Monstrous Crustacean That Can Purr?
5	5 Vote	Think About His "Big Ass" Penis
4	4 Vote	What's Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your FACE, Prius!
8	8 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Punch Our Screens
23	23 Vote	Action Packed Avengers: Age of American Obesity and Debt
5	5 Vote	The Most Adorable Piece of Shit
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
7	7 Vote	This Week in Zombies, Israelis and Arabs Find Common Enemy
99	99 Vote	Here's a Ton of Bricks
7	7 Vote	DreamWorks Introduces Its New Alien Characters in "Suicide" Attack by the Company Hired to Pen Prometheus 2 Chainz
6	6 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Penguin Gliding Across Your Floor
14	14 Vote	Sen. Rand Paul Has Won the Girlfriend Lottery
6	6 Vote	It's Time for Sexual Abuse
115	115 Vote	A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives 1	1
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
9	9 Vote	How a Small-Town Police Officer Awkwardly Stop a Cyclist for Riding in an Egg Carton
14	14 Vote	Let Them Eat Fish Biologists
32	32 Vote	Kansas Woman Almost Burns Her Home Down Trying to Sabotage Film Discovery
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
4	4 Vote	Europa Could Be Made Into Cookies
5	5 Vote	The One Word That Is Incredibly Offensive
37	37 Vote	John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
5	5 Vote	4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Destroy Their Own Members