Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in Time Travel
70	70 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Excited About Spring
8	8 Vote	Engineer Plans to Make Straight Man Climax
13	13 Vote	This Map Shows Where It's Good to Be a Serial Killer
38	38 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Memory
7	7 Vote	520 Days Inside a Bookstore
12	12 Vote	Two States Legalize Guns in N.F.L
8	8 Vote	Now You Can Buy Your Own Space Station
7	7 Vote	A Times Article Throws Italy Into a Yelling Match
6	6 Vote	Pranksters Convince Their Friend He's Been in Combat
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
4	4 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Comics
4	4 Vote	Evil Girl vs. Shape-Changing Squirrel Ninja Boy Bands
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
10	10 Vote	Sometimes the Cops Help You Sound Like Darth Vader
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
82	82 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
4	4 Vote	This Frickin Guy Has Dancing Feet
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
137	137 Vote	These People Are Still Displaced From Hurricane Sandy. We Should Ignore Them Now
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4

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