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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
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This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
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This Thanksgiving, Patti Stanger Suggests Being Thankful for Crack-Smoking Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Why You Shouldn't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Makeup
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Sydney Leathers Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Jar Jar Binks Finally Gets HS diploma
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
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Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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How to Make Black Friends
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP