Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Man Pulls Gun on Air, Threatens to Veto Laws Passed by the IRS?
4	4 Vote	Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for 9 Years
5	5 Vote	This World Is About to Crash
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
146	146 Vote	A Mom Tries
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die
34	34 Vote	Dogs That Look Insanely Realistic
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
36	36 Vote	A Dating Guide for Psychopaths
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
77	77 Vote	Famous People Related to Triceratops 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
269	269 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2