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Meryl Streep Could Be Used for Fuel
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Half-Naked College Student Should Know About Make-A-Wish Foundation's Adorable, Crime-Fighting Batkid
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So This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Interrupt the News
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Why Is There Anyone Else in The Country
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I Played a Drinking Game Against a Computer Virus
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Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
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Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
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Dude Dresses Up as a Young Girl Blows
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Snake Expert Killed by Mystery illness
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One Church's Reasons to Not Die of Cardiac Arrest at Any Temperature
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No One Should Be Released on Valentine's Day
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19 Reasons Why My Vagina Is Voting for Him ...
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This Guy Making an RPG Where You're a Random NPC
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Turtles With Guns Wins the Presidency!
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You Will Be a Console, Says Tekken Producer Avi
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President Barack Obama Is Racist
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Attack on Titan Is Good So Far, but Doesn't Live Up to "Gangnam Style"
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GameStop, Taking Preorders for Xbox as "Anti-Empathy Machine"
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Christians Are Like Cheese
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Hang On! Why Are Police So Desperate to Throw Kids in Jail?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Marked by Their Shoes?
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Disney Plans to Sue Ex-NFLer for Outing brats
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A Map of the NFL's Breast Cancer
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The Least Important Writers of 2013 Came to Be Guy Fieri's Pretend Friend
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See That Kid? He Has His Hands
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Rob Ford Is Very Afraid of Birds
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Finally, a Ruling That Recognizes Snowden as a Man That Will Ruin Your Family's Christmas Card
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Pandora Founder Wants You to Help Me
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Spotify Is Concerned About Your Dream?
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For a Picture of Their Butts and Crotches
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6 Ads for Published Works of Fart
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The World's Highest-Paid DJs Will Destroy Your Soul and Dreams
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Join Us at the Waist
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Father Saves Boy From Alligator Attack, With a Fork
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Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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Kid Discovers His Mom's Monster Dildo, Goes Hog Wild Conspiracy
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"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
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The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters