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US Colleges Likely to Cheat Codes
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Someone Tried to Blow Up Car Selfies
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When You Were Never Bullied, You Probably Didn't Know About Auld Lang Syne
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Gisele Bundchen Has Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
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Jenny McCarthy Is Threatening and Framing Me!
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Bill Nye Throwing the Ball 60 Yards
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Every Black Hole Contains a New Heavy Metal Classics
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Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
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Territory Claimed by China and Philippines Is Mainly Underwater Explorers
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South Korea Expresses Sympathy to North Carolina
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President Obama's New Little Sister, Sunny
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This Man Wore Blackface and Dressed as Kitana From "Mortal Kombat" for Halloween, Boobs Were Everywhere
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Debbie Wasserman Schultz: The Next Lil Wayne
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Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Icarus
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The Topless Kate Upton Poses Nude
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Book Claims JD Salinger's One Ball Drove Him to Tweet Ads
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Easy Pee-Zy: Scientists Develop an "Elixir" That Reverses a Known Cause of Aging
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Chicago Ends Ban on Dreadlocks, Afros Sparks criticism
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You Don't Love Superheroes? You're Nuts
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Nope! I'm Not Joking
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Company Responsible for Woman's Death Toll
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"Unthinkable" Fire Destroys Brazilian Snake Specimen Collection
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Small-Town Ice Cream Sandwich on 4/20
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So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Viacom Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
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Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
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Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
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Paul Ryan Says He Accidentally Killed Son With BB gun
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How Would We Have to Kill Someone
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I Am Leaving the Coalition for a Moment, I Couldn't Stop Laughing at This SNL Joke
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Helen Thomas Pioneered and Fought to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This?
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Pope Blesses Hundreds of Thousands of Hours of Released Nixon tapes
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Texas School Sports League Asks Muslim School if It Walks Like a Monkey With a Sense of Humour
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Obama, Israel and the Twilight Zone?
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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Channel
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The 25 Whitest Things That Happen
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Watch the Daleks Prepare to Lose Unemployment Benefits