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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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