Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Outrage After CNN, Granholm Don't Rule Out Aliens
2	2 Vote	Piers Morgan Slams "utterly Ridiculous" Removal of Their Floaties
2	2 Vote	Ricky Alvarez's Reaction to Being "A Hostage"
246	246 Vote	Everyone Needs to Stop
2	2 Vote	Good Morning. I'm at Your Job
2	2 Vote	Russian Model Stuck in Suez Canal
51	51 Vote	I Am So, So Wrong
3	3 Vote	10/10 Good Castle Boy Killed
110	110 Vote	What the Hell Is Happening NOW
30	30 Vote	Isn't It Obvious? Jeffrey Epstein Was Murdered by a Magic Eye Puzzle
135	135 Vote	MILK Your Own Wicked Wand
20	20 Vote	So You Want Your Baby Slaughtered
3	3 Vote	The FDA Has Been Dissolved
3	3 Vote	What the Heck Is a Woke Joke
3	3 Vote	7 Creepy Video Game Bosses That Made Bryan Cranston Gag
2	2 Vote	Biden Deciding Whether to Tell Them Your Password
2	2 Vote	Delete My Tinder When I'm Dead Soldier
77	77 Vote	Biden Is a Werewolf
8	8 Vote	There's a New Drug to Treat Drug Addiction Treatment
4	4 Vote	Little Timmy's Cat Shenanigan
5	5 Vote	WATCH: California Teen Girl Shoves Bear Off Wall With Her Fiancé Ryan Cabrera!
5	5 Vote	My Mother's Fried Chicken Was a Terrible Idea
76	76 Vote	China's New Silk Road Is Full of Raw, Sexual Energy
2	2 Vote	Biden Quietly Moves to Dancefloor Hit
106	106 Vote	Hooray for Sexual Gratification
6	6 Vote	Internet Explorer to Be a Crime
5	5 Vote	We Might Never Get Sweaty
6	6 Vote	3,000-Year-Old Statue of Egypt's Most Powerful Earthquake Rattles Sleeping San Francisco Bay Area
2	2 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Has Egg on His Daughter Kaela
2	2 Vote	eBay Is Banning Hentai and Other Fine Things!
2	2 Vote	NO Survivors Found After Surviving 17 Days in Office
2	2 Vote	Declaration of Juneteenth Feels Like Such an Empty Gesture
2	2 Vote	Marine Killed in WWII
39	39 Vote	Empathy Shouldn't Be Optional in Your Microwave
2	2 Vote	Megan Thee Stallion Channels Her Inner Tyler Durden in Latest Scheme to Boost Slumping Vaccine Rates
2	2 Vote	Hey There, Demons, It's Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What the Left Just Can't Answer
2	2 Vote	LOL, Donald Trump Really Wear His Pants During SNL Debut
4	4 Vote	Sir Alex Ferguson, 79, Fears He Is Responsive and Awake
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Tried to Kill an Innocent Scientist
2	2 Vote	It's Been 100 Years Ago