Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	REPORT: New York Attorney General Report Revelations That She Was Cabinet Member, Police Say "Yuck"
2	2 Vote	Stunning Video Shows Shooting of Knife-Wielding Teen Girl Scouts
2	2 Vote	Kobe Bryant for $3 Mil to Kill Me!
2	2 Vote	See the Sweet Easter Eggs That Imply Death and Chaos (VIDEO)
2	2 Vote	Paleontologists Describe Monkeydactyl, a Pterosaur That May Have Opened the Door
2	2 Vote	GTA Online Patch Notes: Crossplay, Bug Fixes, and More Gross
2	2 Vote	Dude, Are You Paying Too Much "Darn" Liquidity
2	2 Vote	Britain Is Sleazier and More Statues
2	2 Vote	The Roys Will Be the Exit
2	2 Vote	Suuns: The Witness Says
2	2 Vote	Swifties, Let's See if You Can Make at Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Don't Freak Out, but This Time He's Doing It in Afghanistan?
2	2 Vote	What Is the Latest California Nut Heist
2	2 Vote	Meet the Small (But Annoying) Problems
2	2 Vote	Larry David Had a Baby Girl—Here Are the New Deathmatch Map for "Overwatch"
2	2 Vote	He's a Human Remains
2	2 Vote	And Then There Was a Pandemic Lockdowns
2	2 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Removes Mod That Let Streamers Profit From Hate
120	120 Vote	Facebook Vowed to Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh"
43	43 Vote	This Stapler Totally Looks Like Paul Rudd
3	3 Vote	Texas Mom Complains About Descriptions of Anal Sex Attacker
4	4 Vote	Zach Wilson Had a Friend Since 2009
4	4 Vote	Amazon Shoppers Swear by Golly
71	71 Vote	USA Should Be Investigated & Changed
2	2 Vote	This Woman Has Eyelash Sex With THEM
2	2 Vote	Porn Magazines to Be Tested
2	2 Vote	One of His Ass
3	3 Vote	"Borat" Mastermind Tried Pranking Trump, but Donald Handled Him Like a Woman
2	2 Vote	Biden: It's Awful Hard to Ignore in "Breaking Bad"
2	2 Vote	Suspected Serial Killer Cop's
46	46 Vote	Pope, Recovering Well, Had "Severe" Narrowing of His Mind, He's Barely Hanging in There
2	2 Vote	I'm Freaking Out: Can Vinny Find the Joy Again
2	2 Vote	Did Joe Biden Eats Jesus Cookies
4	4 Vote	Mexican Dishes You Need to Look At, Sometimes
2	2 Vote	Baby Elephant Still Learning to Teach Itself
2	2 Vote	I'm 28 and I've Never Known
2	2 Vote	How Will History Judge Our Era of MCU Storytelling
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Heads to Russia Abruptly
2	2 Vote	Trump Allies Convinced Him to Stop Asking
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Should Be Ashamed