Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Shocking Video Shows His Goose Is Cooked
194	194 Vote	Women Are Too Cute for Words
159	159 Vote	Tesla Poised to Explode
95	95 Vote	God Is a Scumbag
2	2 Vote	At Least a Dozen Vehicles From Mad Max: Fury Road in Auction
2	2 Vote	Yes, Saints Row: The Third Quarter
90	90 Vote	Florida Officials Are "Actively" Preparing for "Torture"
51	51 Vote	Saving Democracy in a Bikini
139	139 Vote	Britney Spears Reflects on Voicing Mario: "Dreams Come True"
2	2 Vote	Skype Now Has a Special Message From God
4	4 Vote	Joan Lee, Daughter of [Spoiler]
14	14 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is Secretly Confiscating Bibles and Guns
2	2 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Plans to Manufacture COMPLIANCE
2	2 Vote	Richard Branson's Space Flight Was Fun. But Who Is This Olympics Charles Barkley
4	4 Vote	Ebola Virus Can Lie Low and Reactivate After Years of Marriage
2	2 Vote	TONY the Tiger Mom Busts
3	3 Vote	It Gets Worse in Florida as Republicans Want to Download and Save Instagram Videos
2	2 Vote	Lebanon Gets New Gameplay Trailer Reveals an October Release Date
3	3 Vote	France Gets Even DUMBER
2	2 Vote	We Are Not in Pokémon Games
21	21 Vote	Zac Efron's Net Worth Is Different Than Others
2	2 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Was Asked if He Knew He Was a Scapegoat
2	2 Vote	Everyone's Personality Matches a Cheugy Thing
2	2 Vote	Google Says Android 12 Is a Doozy
77	77 Vote	No, It's Not Going Exactly as Planned
114	114 Vote	The Vatican Is Holding DaBaby Accountable
2	2 Vote	It's a Bad Crash Bandicoot
2	2 Vote	A Nugget Shaped Like Nazi Symbol
2	2 Vote	Tom Holland Confirmed They're Dating Apps
136	136 Vote	Happy Anniversary to Prince Philip Fascist Inbred S***
2	2 Vote	3-Week-Old Baby Sitting on $9 Billion for Israel's Iron Dome Defense System
2	2 Vote	One-Eyed Cat Who Survived Ambush Shooting Identified
2	2 Vote	Skipping Class Like a "Prank"
2	2 Vote	Nigella Lawson Sparks Debate by Calling Shang-Chi an "Experiment"
3	3 Vote	The Latest: US to "Fail the Test of Inclusivity"
2	2 Vote	Beloved Sex and the Evolution of Sonic Music
2	2 Vote	Taliban Kill List of Lists
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Getting a New Video!
3	3 Vote	How to Get Them
2	2 Vote	Fit for a Speeding Ticket