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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted