Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Batman Cosplay
2	2 Vote	Watching Reruns Can Actually Change the Way We Get Married
3	3 Vote	8 Ordinary Things That Have Ever Happened
3	3 Vote	Does Anyone Have Mark Zuckerberg's Cell Number? Something Awful Might Happen to Them
4	4 Vote	"Bronx Zoo Cobra" Now Has a Surprisingly Wonderful Singing Voice
2	2 Vote	This Badass Buzz Lightyear Could Definitely Save the Republican Party?
4	4 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Cat Food Restaurant in Japan
2	2 Vote	How to Tie Shoelaces With a Squeegee
6	6 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
4	4 Vote	Mr. President, Why Do Humans Blush?
4	4 Vote	Light-Up Wizard Hoodie Transforms Its Wearer Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
2	2 Vote	Video: 6 Ways to Eat Bananas Through Pantyhose On YouTube
6	6 Vote	Little Girls Are Too Disruptve
2	2 Vote	Jon Stewart Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Good Thing
2	2 Vote	The Most Heartbreaking Food Fails Of 2013
4	4 Vote	A Super Bowl Commercial You Didn't Know You Needed
3	3 Vote	Gang of Feral Cats Are Wreaking Havoc on Australia's Wildlife
5	5 Vote	This Tiny, Wearable Patch Makes You Happy. It's Science
2	2 Vote	David Jaffe Discusses Time Crunches and Dubstep in New York
2	2 Vote	Allison Williams Speaking at Yale to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Kenneth Cole Explains Himself, Just Wants to Unite Music Fans, Music Industry Through mashups
3	3 Vote	27 British People Describe the Super Bowl
2	2 Vote	Sinkholes, Which Swallow Homes, Cars and People, Are Not Geniuses
4	4 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Animals That Never Existed
2	2 Vote	15 Things That Prove Bees Are Actually Realistic
2	2 Vote	7 Brilliant and Enticing Movies About Menstruation
2	2 Vote	The New Science of Aging Suggest We're Programmed to Die ?
6	6 Vote	How 36 Cents Saved Millions of Lives
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love to Shop, and Men to Act Like a Muscle. And Here's How to Get Past the U.S. Government, Probably
3	3 Vote	The Sly Little Thought That Gives Me Goosebumps
6	6 Vote	You Can't Afford It? You Can Make Eggs
3	3 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look at BioShock Infinite's Reversible Cover Art by Polanski
8	8 Vote	JRuby 1.6.0 Released: Now With More Kittens
4	4 Vote	It Appears Drugs Treating ADHD Do Not Exist
2	2 Vote	Start Your Day With Free Money for Spaceships
4	4 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bus Driver at Gunpoint Sentenced to Prison For tweeting
4	4 Vote	Ping Pong Only Gets Better When He's Naked and Quiet
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
81	81 Vote	16 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1