Headline Smasher

No, that's DIO

Actually there are but ok

Ain't no rules says a dog can't be president.

I don't know why people found this funny, you guys do know this could very easily be a thing considering electric bikes are a normal thing, right?

Is this legal

If it hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

Enjoy playing in an empty stadium then

Ok?

Inspiring.

This year's Wrestlemania just got a lot more interesting.

That was wild

Very accusatory don’t you think?

Just when you thought the monarchy couldn't be any more insufferable.

tell me more

lol

Yes

slightly disappointed to see Scary Play Golf isn't the title of an existing game

"Major Ass" Billy Gunn

I'm also vaping in the digital gulags

You're not going to want to divide by zero

the snitoris, as it is better known

How to be put on a government watch list.

At this point it’s his own fault

Whoa

This is one of those ones where you really wish it just stopped after the first sentence, haha.

It always does.

Ironically my name is Sarah

Oh boy can’t wait !

Whoa

Well that’s weirdly depressing.

Uhh

incredible headline. knocked it out of the park

Holy shit, this is brilliant.

Indeed, as I awoke from uneasy dreams I found myself transformed into one in my bed this morning.

This is my kind of bipartisanship

They were overcharged by Amazon Web Services. Who among us

Hell yeah

"Hey guys, let's all shove him out the window. It'll be great!"

This is impressively self-referential.

I would watch this