Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

hexalby

Voted Headlines

199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5