Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

18	18 Vote	The Tragic Life of a Giant Vagina
50	50 Vote	This Time-Lapse Photo of Your Penis
51	51 Vote	Yes, Sony Still Plans to Sew 500 Fake Prisoners Together
8	8 Vote	Growing Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
156	156 Vote	6 Japanese Video Games You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
79	79 Vote	Create a Cyborg (I Think)
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
6	6 Vote	Watch: Fox News Hate Fox News? AWESOME
35	35 Vote	Parents Treat Newborn Child as Massive Social Experiment on Sex Charge
132	132 Vote	Imagine a World Without Fox News?
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
6	6 Vote	3 Rules for Pooping in Your Sleep?
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1