Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	The Founding Fathers Blew It, Revolution "A Flop"
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
180	180 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
85	85 Vote	Anthony Weiner Was Sending Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars
86	86 Vote	America Is Turning Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Hug Was
167	167 Vote	13 Works of Fart
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
120	120 Vote	A Geiger Counter, in the Ass
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
116	116 Vote	Glenn Beck Threatens to Kill Ants With a Tank
5	5 Vote	How to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
65	65 Vote	Dog Can't Get Married on Top of the Sun
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
2	2 Vote	National Punctuation Day 2
7	7 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Newspaper Industry
3	3 Vote	South Korea Unveils Climate Change
4	4 Vote	Check Out the Sky
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
3	3 Vote	London Mayor Nearly Killed Taking "Most Dangerous Selfie Ever"
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
21	21 Vote	This Unjust War Costs Us Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not Ryan Gosling
2	2 Vote	Get a Load of Carp
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4