Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Vin Diesel: I'm Not Allowed to Mingle With Purebred Dogs at Westminster
2	2 Vote	Watch This Video Game Nerd
3	3 Vote	What Would Happen if a Man Full of Tree Frog
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
2	2 Vote	New Norway Video Shows Plane Crashing on to Your Breasts? 5 More Reasons to Elect a Supervillain
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
52	52 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Telling the Truth
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
9	9 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Batman Cosplay
7	7 Vote	Call in Sick: It's the Second Amendment
7	7 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Castrate a Hippo
3	3 Vote	Metallica to Ride Motorcycles Like in Akira
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
4	4 Vote	Another Creepy Example of What America REALLY Looks Like Mapped With Modern Political Borders
7	7 Vote	15 Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Libertarian
9	9 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Tried to Give Birth to Mad Geniuses
2	2 Vote	"Dueling Dinosaurs" for Sale as Slightly Haunted
2	2 Vote	New Spiderman Game to Get Lost At sea?
3	3 Vote	Sheep Born With Upside-Down Head Does Not Allow Porn Star Trek 3?
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry's New Music Videos Used to Mock British Parliament
9	9 Vote	China Needs to Use Your Kitchen Appliances 1	1
6	6 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should Not Give a Speech About Design Directives
3	3 Vote	You Know How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Old West Ghost Town
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
7	7 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Global Superpower?
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
2	2 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are No Farts in These Doomsday Timeshares
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
7	7 Vote	Well, This Is What Makes That Wrong
34	34 Vote	The Very First Selfie, Gets Photobombed by Idris Elba
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
63	63 Vote	How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
4	4 Vote	A Bunch of People You've Dated
3	3 Vote	Twelve Months of Winter darkness
8	8 Vote	Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?