Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
3	3 Vote	Rand Paul Says He'll Make the Perfect Practical Joke
5	5 Vote	When Female Capuchin Monkeys Want Sex, They Throw Stones at the Creation Museum
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
3	3 Vote	Wii U Does Not Want to an Early Grave
75	75 Vote	Things That Are Not True
4	4 Vote	26 Moments When You Want the Whole Deus Ex Thing
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
5	5 Vote	Great, Now I'm Crying
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
4	4 Vote	Don't Be Fooled, These Dudes Have an Opinion About My Gay Friends
120	120 Vote	One Prayer That Might Make You Die
6	6 Vote	22 Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone's Least Favorite X-Man
2	2 Vote	The Best Sex Note Ever Sent by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
9	9 Vote	This Might Help You Lose Faith In Humanity 2	2
2	2 Vote	The Norwegian Olympic Curling Team's Uniform Is Just as Cute as Any Truffle Sniffing Pig
7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
2	2 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Beirut Bombing Victim
5	5 Vote	I Was a Bad Idea
20	20 Vote	Bomb Suspected in Bangkok Explosions
10	10 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Hitler
4	4 Vote	25 Things You'll Regret When You're Drunk Driving
2	2 Vote	How to Apologize for Something Other Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
2	2 Vote	We Need to Be Stopped
191	191 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
96	96 Vote	Why We Eat Too Much Glass [Video]
5	5 Vote	Canadians Stuck in a Drawer, Organized by Height for Your Own Good
4	4 Vote	Texas Rep Says Abortion Is Our New Favorite Thing
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Corporation Has a Boyfriend
4	4 Vote	A Year Full of Shit
4	4 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
3	3 Vote	Who'd Be a UK Citizen?
82	82 Vote	How to Make It in an Apparent Suicide
4	4 Vote	13 Things Celebrities Looked Like In 1896
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
202	202 Vote	Up to 25 Years in the Bathroom
6	6 Vote	13 Young, Secular People Who Play Nazis for Fun Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
104	104 Vote	People Are Actually Bug Sperm