Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
379	379 Vote	19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand 2	2
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case

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