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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Sarah Palin Is Still Trolling From Prison
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
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Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars