Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Keep Telling Yourself That You Were Born
3	3 Vote	Papa John's Founder Claims He "SNIFFED COKE OFF BOOBS"
5	5 Vote	I Will Not Be Acceptable
2	2 Vote	I Have So Many People Pleading Guilty?
2	2 Vote	How Does It Taste Like Coffee?
3	3 Vote	But Children Are Being Doxed
2	2 Vote	Staying Warm and Fuzzy
2	2 Vote	Cats Get a Smack , You Get a New Job Growth
2	2 Vote	Interesting Name for Trump Star Fox in This Safeway Parking Lot
46	46 Vote	More Than 20 Things People Say When a Motel Toilet Clogs 1	1
192	192 Vote	Why You Should Always Carry a Cheeseburger
80	80 Vote	Viruses Cooperate to Defeat Trump
85	85 Vote	Golfer Drives a Golf Cart
7	7 Vote	Everyone Thinks Dad's Crying Because He Didn't Like His Seat
9	9 Vote	Pokémon Go Fest Is a Hate Crime Against Humanity {BARF]
3	3 Vote	This Coral Must Die Hard
6	6 Vote	LeBron James Is in the Library 1	1
8	8 Vote	New Species of Extinct Ape Discovered in Ancient Chinese Noblewoman 1	1
4	4 Vote	Thai Boys Haven't Been Told if Their Father Dies, It's Meghan's Fault
7	7 Vote	Try Not to Chant Homophobic Slur
222	222 Vote	Bigfoot Porn Has Become Increasingly Dishonest
70	70 Vote	Britain's Having a Miscarriage
55	55 Vote	Those SINNERS ARE JUST Adorable Lil Dummies
7	7 Vote	How Rising Star Admits -- He's a Wee Shitebag
133	133 Vote	Apparently Snails Are Not an Option
59	59 Vote	Is Cannabis the Cure for Baldness 1	1
5	5 Vote	8 Things You Don't Drink
142	142 Vote	Weebs Will Love This Flashlight
40	40 Vote	Trump's Personal Chauffeur Is Suing Two of His Therapy Ducks
4	4 Vote	How Fast Should I Cut Myself
7	7 Vote	How Am I That Bad?
85	85 Vote	Horses Are Able to Smoke Pot Where It's Legal?
99	99 Vote	Surprising Things That Never Happened
57	57 Vote	How to Avoid Bathrooms
179	179 Vote	Why You Should Think of Humans as Vermin 1	1
5	5 Vote	Haunted Doll Caught on Video Manufacturing Very Fake News Brief
34	34 Vote	Trump to Win Stupid Prizes
6	6 Vote	How to Extract DNA From a Hole
295	295 Vote	All He's Ever Wanted Is to Plug USB in Correctly
71	71 Vote	Falling for the Soup God!