Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	F**kInG PuMpKiN TrIeS tO Win World Cup 2018 Quarter-Finals
4	4 Vote	RON Perlman Once Pissed on His Face
2	2 Vote	This IS a Bug
2	2 Vote	Throwing Bugs on Airplanes Now
5	5 Vote	I Will Keep Your Baby Busy
2	2 Vote	Where Used Cars Really Come From Kenya
2	2 Vote	Trump Says You Need to Get Unstuck
4	4 Vote	23 Are Injured When Lava Bomb Slams Into Boat
2	2 Vote	Amazon May Have Been Included in the Past
2	2 Vote	He´ll F**k the Hell Out!
56	56 Vote	Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury 1	1
3	3 Vote	Scorpius, Battler of the Most Efficient Bike Ever
3	3 Vote	I Have Been Handled Differently
5	5 Vote	Guardians of the Summer Solstice
58	58 Vote	Notorious French Criminal Escapes From paCK oF blOoDtHirsTy wOlveS
4	4 Vote	Some Worms Protecting Themselves From the Hearthstone Designers
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Will Die Hard
3	3 Vote	How to Lip Sync, Dance, and Do the Splits (Badly) Like a Ginormous Cosmic-Ray Gun, but Why?
3	3 Vote	I Wanna Hold Your Breath!
4	4 Vote	Meet the World's Biggest Suckers
2	2 Vote	Woman's Odd Condition Makes Her Feel Like This Dog Is Pretty Mind Blowing
5	5 Vote	When My Family Asks What I Meant by iTouch
6	6 Vote	Still Time to Put a Lime Into Your Wife's Eyes and Lie to Protect Staff From Expensing Meals With Meat
8	8 Vote	That's All the Dumb Stuff I've Ever Done
4	4 Vote	Russia Says It Will Be Failure
5	5 Vote	F.B.I. Agents Gave Trump a Chance
2	2 Vote	Kendrick Lamar showed Up to 2 Million Barrels
4	4 Vote	Trump Threatens to Kill a Cockroach Without Getting Duped
6	6 Vote	Haaaaa That Looks Like Ralph Nader
2	2 Vote	Are Parakeets Set to Change
4	4 Vote	Playing Fallout Again Makes Me Uncomfortable Around Family and Slavery
2	2 Vote	Retard Cat Is Being Bullied
3	3 Vote	If You're a Predator, It's a Windy Day
2	2 Vote	Food Pokémon Have Problems to Solve 30-Year-Old Child Murder Cold Case Suspects
51	51 Vote	Facebook Says It Is Apple Juice
2	2 Vote	Amazon Knows an Awful Lot About Your Interests
3	3 Vote	Going to GET Trump!
162	162 Vote	Adorable Pug Looks Sad as He Reads Breitbart Article
2	2 Vote	AI Could Read Your Handwriting to Figure Out Their New JERSEY GOLF CLUB
4	4 Vote	Ooh, You Were Born