Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Fails to Stimulate
2	2 Vote	Who Let the Ball Do the Trick
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears Son Scares Her in Stomach
5	5 Vote	Me vs Meat Rain
2	2 Vote	Mother of All the Cool Kids Are Evil Geniuses
2	2 Vote	Not Chinese Enough LeBron!
3	3 Vote	Trump Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Pee a Little Easier
2	2 Vote	Steve King Is a Rip-Off
5	5 Vote	Fact Check of the Booty
2	2 Vote	Tesla Is Building a Big Orange B*tch
2	2 Vote	We Asked People How to Walk
2	2 Vote	There Is No More Than
53	53 Vote	Muppets Head to the Dollar Store
2	2 Vote	Little Pink Pig Farmer
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Retire
2	2 Vote	The End of the U.S. AGAIN . .
2	2 Vote	How to Choose Another Setback
2	2 Vote	Childish Gambino Drops Two New Difficulty Modes
5	5 Vote	Teacher Tried to Go to Wrong Home, Execute Innocent Man With Knife and Fork
2	2 Vote	Wait–How Many Immigrants Are Allowed
2	2 Vote	Muslim Sex Educators Forge Their Own Beaches
4	4 Vote	Man Holds Knife at Woman to Get Breast Implants
2	2 Vote	This Ingestible Pill Warns You When You Punch Someone With It Though
2	2 Vote	Finally, We Know So Little About the Face...
2	2 Vote	Gotta Keep Your Baby Busy
2	2 Vote	China May Be Unsafe, the F.D.A. Says
2	2 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Either
2	2 Vote	Police Say So
2	2 Vote	100% of the Goats!
7	7 Vote	Mom Has a Vore Fetish
2	2 Vote	Clear Your Mind Presents: It's 2:47 AM!
4	4 Vote	Meet the Man That Won the Game
4	4 Vote	I've Found the Key to Being Very Touchy-Feely
2	2 Vote	Have You Got a Ferrari in My Garage
2	2 Vote	Won't You Be My Last Season
2	2 Vote	This Is a Meme
6	6 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Lost 20% of His Kids
6	6 Vote	The June Solstice Is Here & There Are Two Types of Condoms
6	6 Vote	Chris Pratt Reveals the "Secret" Origins of Snakes
2	2 Vote	Anton Chekhov Totally Looks Like Minion