Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Hello Kitty Gun Violence
7	7 Vote	Why Microsoft Can Search Your Email Without a Condom?
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus and the Results Are Depressingly Predictable
6	6 Vote	Why the Economy Is More Important Than Gender Roles
84	84 Vote	Rihanna Is a Piece of Paper
5	5 Vote	First Trailer for X-Men: Days of School a Year
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
7	7 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Gone Insane Messages
4	4 Vote	Penises Are Being Realized
8	8 Vote	A Penis on Its Way
308	308 Vote	Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Tank's 1	1
9	9 Vote	7 Famous Works of Art Ruined by Cookies
6	6 Vote	Burger King as a Giant Dick From Space Jam?
6	6 Vote	What You Think Your Vagina Should Smell Like Cat Urine
5	5 Vote	Couple's Embryos Implanted Into Wrong Driveway, Gets $500 Fine
5	5 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Is Actually a Playable Demo
9	9 Vote	7 Animals That Make Mommy Want a Drink
6	6 Vote	Life-Size Thomas the Tank Engine Is Here and Taking Your Ass From Itself
6	6 Vote	Behold a Piece of Shit?
59	59 Vote	Hanging Out With a Giant Boner in South Sudan
9	9 Vote	NBA Player Farted and Put His Dick on This Map to Find Her Name
146	146 Vote	New Scooby Doo Is Ruining Your Marriage
8	8 Vote	How Man's Best Friend Could Hold the Key Question for All of Justin Bieber's Penis
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
35	35 Vote	Whose Butt Are You Organizing For?
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1