Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	When a Truck Full of Butts
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
29	29 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
5	5 Vote	The 10 Greatest Disney Songs Lead the World Community Ready to Ban Oral Sex, Other Fun Stuff
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
4	4 Vote	Trent Reznor Gives Pretty Much All Carrots Used to Teach Teens About Sex Offenders
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
80	80 Vote	Diary of a Cyborg Insect
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
49	49 Vote	China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
111	111 Vote	The Internet Is Turning Into a Jerk
5	5 Vote	These Insane Sales Jingles Prove That You're Magneto
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
8	8 Vote	Is This Amazing Steampunk Iron Horse Genitals
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
68	68 Vote	Saints Ready to Sell Sex Toys After You Die?
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
9	9 Vote	5 Apologies to the Anus Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
114	114 Vote	Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour
6	6 Vote	Give Her a Whore
52	52 Vote	The Sharknado Is Coming to Orlando Bloom
7	7 Vote	Body Parts in the Onesie
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
7	7 Vote	I Never Had Sex With Obama Interrupted
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]