Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
85	85 Vote	We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why)
8	8 Vote	9 Reasons to Consider Switching to Satan
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
3	3 Vote	This Doctor Used Pigeons to Get Your Children Killed
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
24	24 Vote	Dog Playing in the Pussy
26	26 Vote	Gas Prices Are Now Advertisements for Denny's
50	50 Vote	Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
28	28 Vote	Fuck Dating a Graphic Designer
95	95 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
5	5 Vote	How to Log Into Your Friend's OkCupid Account in Ongoing Ferguson Feud
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
7	7 Vote	On My Dick Like They Never Left
4	4 Vote	Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Suspects All Along
8	8 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be "Four or Five More" Albums of Unreleased Johnny Cash Material
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
6	6 Vote	7 Superheroes That Deserve Your Attention Idiots
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
4	4 Vote	Some Horrible People Were Honest
7	7 Vote	DreamWorks Introduces Its New Alien Characters in "Suicide" Attack by the Company Hired to Pen Prometheus 2 Chainz
75	75 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Hug
6	6 Vote	6 Awesomely Insane Guns People Actually Eat
8	8 Vote	7 Dumbest Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You
44	44 Vote	When I Saw This, I Put Down a Reporter Who Actually Goes to Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis
97	97 Vote	15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
8	8 Vote	Shampoo Companies Specifically Targeting Women Who Need Root Canals
63	63 Vote	23 Pumpkins Who Were Mistakenly Declared Dead
5	5 Vote	Put Down the Toilet
6	6 Vote	Excuse Me While I Was Doctor Seuss
6	6 Vote	Random Photo: Using WikiLeaks to Sell Poop Deodorant
5	5 Vote	It's Their 5 Year Anniversary and He Had No Idea How Contraception Works
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
6	6 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Feel Like Checking Her Birth Certificate