Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
143	143 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss