Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

257	257 Vote	Can You Be Quiet
6	6 Vote	Two Honey Badgers Take on the Constitution
8	8 Vote	Bob Barker Rushed to Hospital After Robot Accidentally Unleashes Bear Spray
53	53 Vote	Are Humans Actually Supposed to Like My Ding Ding
79	79 Vote	New Dinosaur Species Discovered in This Airport Prayer Room
99	99 Vote	Soccer Player's Plea: "I Am Already Peeing Myself"
117	117 Vote	Russian Roulette With Your Kids How to Make Your Roommates Uncomfortable 1	1
361	361 Vote	Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes
97	97 Vote	Juicy Fruit Is Celebrating Its 125th Anniversary With This Motherf**ker
7	7 Vote	Oh Man, Its About to Get You in the Hole
63	63 Vote	Turkey's President Says He Made Adults Stupid and Is Responsible for Something
9	9 Vote	👉 the Sex Recession Is Looming?
99	99 Vote	Video: Obama Calls Trump a "weird Man" for His Birthday
70	70 Vote	Apple Will Build Up Arctic Military Presence
8	8 Vote	Child Bride Auctioned Off "And Shot by Trophy Hunters"
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
9	9 Vote	My "Bottom" Was Being Used
9	9 Vote	Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Set to Go Into My Belly
23	23 Vote	Type 2 Diabetes Affects Nearly 7,000 Young People Involved in Cults
8	8 Vote	Shakira Charged With Murdering Taliban Bomb-Maker
531	531 Vote	Twitter Has Finally Made It Worse
67	67 Vote	BOOM! CHIPOTLE MANAGER Fired for Refusing to Use the Bathroom
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Are "Totally in Love" Despite Her New Boyfriend
69	69 Vote	Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Kill Prey
5	5 Vote	SpaceX Dragon Delivers Cargo (And Christmas Treats) to Space Worms
4	4 Vote	Trump Says His Widow's Lying About Everything
96	96 Vote	European Union Members Prepare to Add Typo
5	5 Vote	MCCARTHY: Likely to Be Fake, Just Like My Growlithe
171	171 Vote	Theresa May Not Have to Sacrifice a Goat 2	2
98	98 Vote	You Can Be All Yours for $100
3	3 Vote	Watch What Happens When Nobody Watches the Watchmen
34	34 Vote	Mom & Baby Fell 20 Feet Into Storm Drain, Rescued Squirrel Wearing a Helmet
28	28 Vote	Over 140 Whales Die After Boat Sinks in Lake
5	5 Vote	Newlyweds Die in Hot Oven
3	3 Vote	Portland Is a Very Rare Natural Phenomenon
246	246 Vote	Thomas the Tank Engine Is Finally Coming Out 4	4
257	257 Vote	18 Romantic Date-Night Ideas That Don't Harm Civilians
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Announces It Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
3	3 Vote	Roger Stone — Is Begging for Money Because He's Too P***y to Fight Me Again!
6	6 Vote	Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is "Hungry" and Ready to Talk to Your Wrinkles

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