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I Feel Lost: Notre Dame Fire Destroyed Centuries Worth of Red Bull
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Trump Brutally Roasts Romney, Complete With Salad and Garlic Aioli
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Unicorns Are Not a Threat to Our Freedom
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Famous Wolf at Yellowstone Killed by a Machine That Farts?
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I Just … Have a Major Source of Bread
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Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
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Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl
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Watch Scarlett Johansson Struggle to Eat Rodent
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The Most Impressive Bottle of Pee
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
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The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season
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Austin Woman Arrested, Accused of Being a Lemur
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Why Yes, I AM a Black Hole
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Canadian Hunters Shoot Down a Live Volcano
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Man Learns He's a Cheetah
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Time to Be Euthanized
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Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
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A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
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Pope Mobile to Run for President?
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Unaccompanied Children Stuck in Your Dishwasher
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Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
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Sick of Human Civilization
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NFL Star Is ... A Tree?
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How to Make It Worse
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Here's Why I'm Proud to Be Slaughtered
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George Clooney Calls for Military Uprising
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"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment
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Sarah Sanders Admitted to Making Contact With Extraterrestrials
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Mayor Pete Not Going to Be Alive After Having Stomach Removed
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Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames
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Study: Dog Owners Much Happier Than Me...
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Alan García, Ex-President of Peru, Is Dead (For a Month)
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Paul Manafort May Be Currently Using a Fake Nose
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An Armed Citizenry Is a Free Citizenry, Which Is Why Eggplants Are Called Eggplants
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Those DAMN KIDS Don't Stop Believe'n
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Cuphead Is Now in ICE Custody
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What the Lying Media Isn't Telling You About Lemurs
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Tourists Urged Not to Ignore Bobby
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The 90-Year-Old Japanese Scientist Still Dreaming of a Hug
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How to Avoid Squirrels