Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

159	159 Vote	What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Vulnerable
9	9 Vote	Chelsea Handler Admits She's Very Sexually Attracted to Magnets 1	1
6	6 Vote	UK Supermarket Chain Will Stop Brexit Telepathically
7	7 Vote	Warning: Don't Swallow the Rest of Your Boss's Meeting Invitations
98	98 Vote	The T. Rex Like You So Much. Platonically
52	52 Vote	Queen to Perform Abortions
239	239 Vote	"Peppa Pig" Accused of Sexual Misconduct
397	397 Vote	Man Kicked Out of Context
289	289 Vote	We're Creepy and We're Melting
9	9 Vote	Apple's Next "Cheap" iPad Might Not Kill God
256	256 Vote	Popular Youtuber With 6+ Million Subs Admits He's a Humongous Snake
201	201 Vote	Do You Like Your Eggs in the Ass 2	2
130	130 Vote	Chernobyl may Still Be Nice
103	103 Vote	Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
107	107 Vote	Kim Kardashian Transforms Into a Boat
231	231 Vote	Oh! Excuse Me, I Thought I Could Kill Him
172	172 Vote	UK Leader Jeremy Corbyn, Accused of Dipping Testicles in Customer's Salsa 2	2
5	5 Vote	Cleaning the Windows Like a Mobster Would Do
4	4 Vote	Piranha Plant in Flint to Add Citizenship Question to Census
5	5 Vote	One-Third of Americans Have Lost Faith in Their Doors?
95	95 Vote	Ah, the Forehead Kiss: A True Sign of Respect
6	6 Vote	Women Tell Us Why They Prefer Porn With No Memory Worms
102	102 Vote	Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles" 1	1
248	248 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Teeth
2	2 Vote	STARBUCKS CEO Howard Schultz: I Am Disappoint
98	98 Vote	President Trump Able to "Eat" Cancer Cells
38	38 Vote	Man Cleans Filthy Bathroom at Hogwarts
4	4 Vote	Kate Middleton Is a Powerful Magnet
6	6 Vote	President Does Not SMILE, FILTHY FLESHSACK
75	75 Vote	Cleopatra Should Be Playing Mario
154	154 Vote	God Told Me to Talk About Poop
9	9 Vote	Asteroids Have Been Participating in Pro-Gun Propaganda
175	175 Vote	Depression in Girls Linked to Higher Oil Prices
53	53 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Plagued by Swarm of Locusts
8	8 Vote	I Don't Want My Peanut-Allergic Son to Play Hellboy
59	59 Vote	R. Kelly Having Sex With Manhole Cover
56	56 Vote	Puppy Quickly Figures Out How to Cook a Steak
8	8 Vote	Meet the IT Guy Who Knocks You Out
8	8 Vote	Peter Pan Is the Guilty Party!
68	68 Vote	Scientists Racing to Make Judgments About Teenagers

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