Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
2	2 Vote	Look How Fast Your Biological Clock Is Ticking
2	2 Vote	Help: My Child to Get Their Balls Waxed for a Coast-To-Coast Comedy Tour
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
104	104 Vote	These Teens Have No Problem With Talking About a Child-Eating Christmas Demon
22	22 Vote	Pump Up Your Teens: Casual Sex Is Linked to Children's Well Being
43	43 Vote	17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
3	3 Vote	There's an 81% Chance a Girl Gets a Fig Leaf
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19