Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Think About Your Shitty Town
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
5	5 Vote	Make Your Own Sadistic Challenges
7	7 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Birth Control Pill
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
35	35 Vote	I Made You Sob Uncontrollably
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
6	6 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Be Fucked
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
98	98 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Android Phone
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
7	7 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Bumblebee High Five a Drunk Intruder at Buckingham Palace
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
5	5 Vote	Animal Crossing Villagers to Move Christmas to January 25th
274	274 Vote	THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
10	10 Vote	72 Hours of Aurora Borealis Compressed Into Three Gory Minutes