Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Black Google Could Save Your Life. Again 1	1
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
142	142 Vote	27 Signs You're Still Addicted to Drinking Petrol
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
23	23 Vote	Colored Letters Aren't Just for Cat-Loving Anarchists
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
27	27 Vote	This Cat Slaps Away Your Internet to Get Hulk-Smashed!
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants