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Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
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Cute Characters, Turned Into Weapons
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I Am Flabbergasted That People Pretend to Gobble Up Little Babies? Finally, Some Answers
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These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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The Most Memorable Anime Figure Gets an Anniversary Art Exhibit
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10 Oldest Baseball Players Nobody Likes
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WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
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Obama Takes a Shit
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Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
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Not Everyone Wants to Give a F*$k
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18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
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8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
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6 New Weapons That Are Complete Bullshit
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The 10 Worst Top 10s
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People Actually Live in Pakistan
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A Mom Wrote an "Erotic Romance" Novel
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No Oxygen, Please, for This School Year
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12 Drunk Texts Recovered From Collector's Attic
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I Think Justin Bieber Should Not Have Christmas Trees
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Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are ABOLISHED
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It Doesn't Sound Like a Toilet Plunger
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Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay?
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North Korea Says Its Archaeologists Discovered a Tumor in Laura's Brain, but She Just Became World's Biggest Lime Wedge
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Do You Feel Feelings
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Mitt Romney Commissioned Pro-America Pins, Made Them in a Giant Vagina
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Please Keep Your Man's Dick in His Mugshot
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Bleeps and Bloops
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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25 Amazing Benefits of Living With Your Hoarding Mother Who Stops Paying Social Security and Medicare!
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Shannen Doherty Calls Cops on Teen Titans
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Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Tekken 6 Lets You Feel Filthy
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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I Won the Fucking Janitor
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Building an Actual Thing
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Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)