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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Ke$Ha Pisses Into a Maid, Surprised at Backlash
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Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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You Don't Need to Survive
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New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby for Life
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Honor Student Punished by God
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New Game Is Stupid
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36 Things You Didn't Ask For
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Twitter Is Where Crocodiles Came From
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Republican Tim Scott Would Have Sex With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Is There Even a Government
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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Go Get the Dick
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Find Out What to Think
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Do You Want to See This Video of Dogs
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Ma'am, Your Burger Has Been Stolen
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About True Blood & Baby Names