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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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Man Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
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Check Out This Crap
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Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
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Blogger Describes How to Have Ears
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Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
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Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour
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19 Signs You Are Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?