Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
180	180 Vote	Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs 1	1
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
132	132 Vote	How to Get Drunk 1	1
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
155	155 Vote	The Deadly Side of Mom
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
248	248 Vote	Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
189	189 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
159	159 Vote	It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
131	131 Vote	Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone 1	1
483	483 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
52	52 Vote	Man Wakes Up Without His Penis

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