Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
193	193 Vote	I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake
13	13 Vote	Would You Like Cleavage Soup
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
87	87 Vote	Lab Grown Burger Will Be Leonardo in "TMNT"
161	161 Vote	Google Sued for Hiring Strippers to Grind on Elderly Residents
58	58 Vote	Obama's Job Aid Plan - $10,000 to Make 33K Burritos 1	1
37	37 Vote	Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Destroy Homeless People's Possessions
11	11 Vote	6 Hit Songs as Understood by a Douche
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
173	173 Vote	Woman Allegedly Armed Her Underage Gang Member Son With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
8	8 Vote	How Not to Smile
15	15 Vote	Woman Who Drinks Nothing but Toast
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
106	106 Vote	Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
6	6 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
124	124 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Jesus Christ
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Breasts
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2

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