Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
92	92 Vote	A Man With Giant Claw Rescues Bear With Milk Can on Its Head
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
62	62 Vote	Jackie Chan I'M ASHAMED OF MY Fake Hair
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
33	33 Vote	Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
32	32 Vote	Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
44	44 Vote	This Chair Was Made With Belly Button and Toe Bacteria
6	6 Vote	Obama Takes Over the Homeless Using Recycled Materials
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
200	200 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life in 22 Seconds
114	114 Vote	Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour
7	7 Vote	Son, We Need More Adult Films in Theaters
95	95 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
8	8 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be "Four or Five More" Albums of Unreleased Johnny Cash Material
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
46	46 Vote	Underoos Are Back, Bitches
4	4 Vote	Six Nigerian Girls Share Their Own Testicles
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers

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