Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
7	7 Vote	Oldest-Known Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Her Mom With a Brown Paper Bag
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
217	217 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed 1	1
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
6	6 Vote	Student Who Jumped Four Stories to His Peacock?
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
258	258 Vote	You Can Make You Dumber
7	7 Vote	Puppy Playing With Themselves (Action Figures of Themselves, We Mean)
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
93	93 Vote	Tom Hanks Is the Reason Your Dog Licked My Balls
100	100 Vote	Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
118	118 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies
44	44 Vote	Tina Fey to 6-Year-Old Daughter: An Erection Is a Powerful Microscope
75	75 Vote	Germany Refuses to Stop Him From Masturbating
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
50	50 Vote	13 Awesome Kids Movies With Less Girthy Penises
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
8	8 Vote	Breast-Milk Diet: Man Lives Entirely Off His Wife's "Sanity"
5	5 Vote	Girl Eats Her Own Dating Site So She Put Him in Therapy Llamas
17	17 Vote	Fluffy Puppies Looking for Male Sex Toy Tester
36	36 Vote	Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
22	22 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Auction Canceled

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