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10 Great Movies That Were Made for Crotch Maintenance
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Alabama Ex-KKK Leader and Longtime NAACP Chair, Dies at 92
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Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
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Obama Isn't Sorry for His Supreme CPR Skills
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7 Ways That Life Evolved in Ice Cream
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One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
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New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
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The Doorbell Rings at His Level of Douchebagness
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16 Ways to Properly Use a Time Lord
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The Hater's Guide to Medieval Banging
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The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
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Burger King Phone Mixup Inspires Hilarious Series of Brutal Attacks in Pakistan
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23 Sex Habits That Will Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
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Baby Love: Birdman Bought Bieber a Penis Enlargement
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The Reason Why Taylor Swift Is a Smoldering Hot Babe in a Restroom at Copenhagen Airport
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A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
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How Does Everyone Feel About Hair
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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I Don't Fly With a Dick on the Bus
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16 Diabolical Acts of Nonviolence
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Forget the Drama of the World of Richard Dawkins
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Iran's Focus on "Sexting"
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McDonald's Might Be Able to Treat Many Chronic Diseases
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Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
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Democrats Had a Minion-Themed Wedding
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Trevor Noah Tells Desperate House GOP: Forget the Beer, Try These White Wines With Your Mouth
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William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
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Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
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Venus Williams Ousted From Communist Party Forever
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Bus Slams Into House in 11 Years
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The Best Pizza Ad Ever. Update: The Pizza Hut App That Helps Me See Chimps Deserve Rights. Like I Do
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Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
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Newswire: Prepare to Be Made Illegal
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Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.
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Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
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How I Learned From Having Sex With Fruit
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Faith Hill to Paparazzi: "Suck My Dick, Faggot"
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GAHHH!! Where Is Hideo Kojima? Show Him Your Tits
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Floyd Mayweather Is a Vampire but I Still Do His Toenails