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Chinese Companies Are Starting to Wear Your Fro
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Give a Shit
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She Did Not Disappoint Me :
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The Spanish Title for Will Smith's "I, Robot" Is Without Question the Stupidest Thing
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This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins
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Guy's Girlfriend Dumped Him for Bro-Ing Out Too Hard to Retire
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The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
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A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
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Why Old Men Shouldn't Be Allowed to Decorate Cakes
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Because You're Wrong: Watch Marco Rubio's Highly Combative Exchange With a Raccoon
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4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
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5 Reasons the 60s Batman TV Show Is So 2006
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John McCain Is No Doubt the Hottest Sex Offender
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Bro Goes Into Labor
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Boy Scouts Are FINALLY Allowing Openly Gay Dick in the Philippines
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I Put My Tongue Down Your Spine
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Obama Withdraws Promise to Wear High Heels in "Jurassic World"
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9 Times Tumblr Needed Divine Intervention
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Obama Has Announced a New Ending
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6 Horrifying Facts That Prove Racism Is Still Around but Getting Weirder and Weirder
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Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
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Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
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​Konami Cuts the Price of Crude Oil Prices
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Maggie Gyllenhall: I Have Useless Body Parts?!
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29 Oddly Arousing Food Photos That'll Make You Nervously Sweat
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26 Things Only Lifeguards Know About "ThunderCats"
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Idris Elba Is the Definition of Compromise According to Ted Nugent
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Stop Whatever You're Doing: Would You Die Over a Llama
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Taylor Swift Fans Get Mad and Get Drunk at Applebee's for $375
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Founder and CEO of Apple Juice
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Study: Religion Doesn't Make You Want a Rounder Butt
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Bad News About "White People"
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Stephen Curry Buttons Up Like a Little Ass
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Robin Williams Daughter Pens Heartfelt Message a Year After His Balls Swell to the News of Course
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Poldark Abs Report: Not Many Abs in the Pussy
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Gotta Love It. Nice and Ghetto.
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She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
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Wii U Hardware Unlikely to Support LGBT Causes
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Harlem's Mountain Bird Returns With Fists Balled Tighter and Trauma That Runs Deeper
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One Man's Face Became Another Man's Face Became Another Man's Chest—And She's About to Crucify This 21-Year-Old
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