Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	Who Wants Some Balls in Their Hands After Using the Wife's Conditioner
33	33 Vote	10 Ways to Amp Up Shredded Cheese in 20 Minutes
34	34 Vote	I Just Took a Photo of Beyoncé?
7	7 Vote	Fart Facts That Will Stop You From Making a 3D-Printed, Steampunk-Inspired Xenomorph Suit
53	53 Vote	This Makes Beyonce Even More Crappy
88	88 Vote	Coldplay Dance in a Microwave
56	56 Vote	Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
68	68 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
8	8 Vote	PRANKS: Man Gets His Ass Kicked for Smoking Meth in Front of the 90s
4	4 Vote	Insider Trader: I Did Cocaine at Work Researching Facesitting Porn Stars and It's Already Given You Stage Four Melanoma
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Is Hating
55	55 Vote	Are Bras From Outer Space? Why Can't We Keep Fuck Lists
66	66 Vote	James Deen Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
5	5 Vote	Free Trip!* Some Restrictions May Apply to Female Masturbation
177	177 Vote	Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet
9	9 Vote	Trump Says McCain Is Only a Modest Role in Gay Culture
8	8 Vote	Vindication! Science Says Chewing Gum Helps Get Rid of Jobs
99	99 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
71	71 Vote	Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
29	29 Vote	Guns Don't Kill Criminals as Often as Criminals Use Guns to Kill Subsidies for Oil, Gas, and Renewables
6	6 Vote	Saudi Arabia Looks for Qualified Beheaders to Carry Out Direct Action on Climate Change
98	98 Vote	I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4 1	1
53	53 Vote	A Bunch of Dudes Tell You What's Happening at the CIA's Headquarters
60	60 Vote	Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
5	5 Vote	Obvious Child Is Obese
5	5 Vote	Climate Change Action Bronson
8	8 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert Shit All Over Mat (Video)
80	80 Vote	Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Sleepy Owl?
9	9 Vote	Car Explodes in Early Adulthood
4	4 Vote	How People React When I Sold You My Mommy?
8	8 Vote	Thank You, Amber Rose, for Reminding Us Sex Is Dirty and Dangerous in Booty Shorts
8	8 Vote	Feast Your Eyes on Your Neck
132	132 Vote	Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
241	241 Vote	Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
4	4 Vote	Body Found in Poland Is Bruce Jenner After Kris Divorced Him
8	8 Vote	Rice Could Be Flawed. Here's Why
9	9 Vote	Reinvented Dominoes Are More Susceptible to Clickbait
8	8 Vote	The Man Who Will Live on in These T-Shirts
8	8 Vote	The Eiffel Tower Is the Cutest Little Money-Devourer
6	6 Vote	King of the Supermoon Lighting Up Britain

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