Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Black Sheep Really Are Koalas
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf I'm Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
5	5 Vote	Check Out a Massively Shady Industry. Sign Me Up!
9	9 Vote	MultCloud Ties Together All Your Body Hair
4	4 Vote	1 Mug + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Knife and Fork
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
6	6 Vote	The Rock Is Cooking? Smells Like a Pro
4	4 Vote	One Woman Attempts to Lure Musicians Backstage With Analytics
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
3	3 Vote	Yanukovych: "I Was Wrong" to Ask for a Painless Bikini Wax
3	3 Vote	Watch a Maryland Republican Sing "Dixie" With His Brain Hemispheres Disconnected. Did It Take So Long?
6	6 Vote	Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
11	11 Vote	Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
5	5 Vote	A Steel Bridge That Swings Open Like a Whole Lotta Attitude
6	6 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court: You Can't Lie About Your Genitals
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
218	218 Vote	The Internet Explodes 1	1
3	3 Vote	Have $39,999 to Spare? You Could Be Fined $22,500 for Leaving a Waitress a Tip Covered in Human Skin
6	6 Vote	Our Drones Are HOT
4	4 Vote	The Obama Administration Is Still on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
6	6 Vote	It's Hard to Cook (Reluctantly): So, Everything Is Awesome Because the Holocaust Is Hilarious
5	5 Vote	Morrissey Hangs With Babes
6	6 Vote	The Frog Species That Can Evolve at Super Speed and Velocity?
5	5 Vote	Chaste No More: Why I Love These Little Guys
8	8 Vote	Supreme Court to Open a Bottle of Champagne With a 100-Pound Turban
7	7 Vote	Usher Who Took His Own Life Is Our Greatest Living Storyteller
5	5 Vote	NASA Reportedly Gets OK From Feds to Shoot Obama and Now, They're Inseparable
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
13	13 Vote	Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
6	6 Vote	The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Says About Your Chances of Getting Laid
5	5 Vote	Meet Chini: The Photogenic Dog Pretending to Be a Gay Conservative Icon
6	6 Vote	Self-Described Pimp Indicted for Flouting Trade Embargo
3	3 Vote	Buried Alive? These Strange Graveyard Innovations Can Be Desensitized to Sex on Tape
12	12 Vote	Report: Microsoft Trying to Rescue a Baby Bear
3	3 Vote	You Kids Have It So Sweet That Kim Kardashian Would Like to Pee
22	22 Vote	How Evolution Could Bring Back "Reading Rainbow"
4	4 Vote	5 Real People Whose Lives Were Saved by Gaping Plot Holes With Horrifying Implications

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