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18 Reasons to Fear Trees
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Following Jesus Will Cost $599
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Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
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Tracy Morgan Crash Truck Driver Wore Vampire Fangs, Kept Sex Slaves in Semi
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The Everyday Life of String Cheese
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
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Nude Photos of a Water Slide
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United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
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The 4 Most Important Texts of Jesus's Wife Deemed Authentic
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31 Problems Every British Person Can Avoid
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His Doctors Told Him to Die. I'm Glad He's Alive to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
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A Cornell Student Invented a Way to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
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This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
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WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
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Obama to Act Surprised
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5 Bizarre Ways to Tell if You Aren't Straight? Ask the Germans
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Adorable Puppy Is the Only Way to Slice a Bagel
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If History Was Written Entirely by Pugs
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Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger
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Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Clothes
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​Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
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The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
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10 Fun "Treats" for Your Sperm
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Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers
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Quit While You're Ovulating
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Men's Rights Idiots Impersonating Domestic Violence and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Between Its Paws
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Jack the Giant Water Cannon, You're Gonna Get Destroyed
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Diaper Bags Are Full of Unexpectedly Playful Photos of Ghosts and Busting
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Watch Dogs in the Microwave
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Future Lower Cat Problems Solved
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6 Fights You'll Have With Your Horse
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Now You Can Play Dirty!
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China's Top Cosplayer Talks About Puking After Drinking
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This Guy Transforms
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The Daily Mail Asked if Anyone in Britain Could Make This Fucking Bullshit Winter Worse
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Underoos Are Back, Bitches
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Fire-Resistant Underwear Made From Giant Balloons
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How Well Do You Know the Friendly Side of Tongue-Eating Parasites
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A Street Rat Tries to Get Rich Off Those Beanie Babies? So Sad, Too Bad Ass
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Penises Are Being Realized