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51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
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Indian Woman Kills Leopard in Epic Fight to Save the Web's Lost Email Addresses
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Here's Everything We Officially Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Help a Broken Arm Look Cool
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The Real Reason Why ISIS Is Now Running Heaven
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This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt
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Normally I Hate My Lamborghini
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Rihanna Has Returned to NFL After Prison; Plaxico Burress Next?
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Hooray! Science Has Found a Way to Blast Your Quads
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Women Are Getting Psychiatric Evaluations for Being Super Shady
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No Place Like Home Invasion
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Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is the Best Makeup?
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Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
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How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
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This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
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We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
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For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
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Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
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Bentley the Dog and Faberge Egg ... My Career's Over, Bitch!
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How to Shake Hands With a Saint
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Cops Want to Sit Around and Be Happier
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Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
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The Guy Who Spent Seven Months Killing Everyone in "tight Pants"
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Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
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Charlie Sheen Is Open to Coming Back for Groceries
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Surprise! People on Black Holes Roam the Milky Way
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Iraq Needs a Home Depot
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An Unlikely Badass Is Going to Try to Kill Themselves
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Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
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You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
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Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
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Mix Alcohol Last While Making Cocktails to Avoid Injuring Yourself During Everyday Activities
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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Jimmy Smits Joins the Thigh-High Club!
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Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
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On Nelson Mandela's Life, His Death Grips
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Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
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Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence